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Sunday 9 September 2012

Doctor Who 7.2 "Dinosaurs On A Spaceship" Review

1334 BC Egypt  The Doctor (Matt Smith) is with Queen Nefertiti (Riann Steele) and finds himself in a bit of a bind.  She has him backed up against the TARDIS, as she makes a play for him - just like Amy (Karen Gillan) in season 5 when she returned home for her wedding to Rory (Arthur Darvill).  Clearly these women always have him pinned against the TARDIS - what's that about then?  (Or perhaps I should just add - who wouldn't?!!?)  He is called by the Indian Space Agency (ISA) in 2367 AD, who inform him of a spaceship due to crash into earth in 6 hours and he brings Nefi (which I shall call her majesty!).

African Plains 1902 AD.  Here the Doctor comes for explorer, John Riddell (the Indy Jones of Doctor Who).  Riddell  (Rupert Graves) tells him he went for liquorice and didn't return.  Riddell (surely a pun on riddle) claims, complains he only had two dowagers for company.  Back on earth, Rory's father, Brian (Mark Williams) is helping him with repairs and the Doctor 'materializes' around them taking them on board.  Funny moment, the Doctor not realizing he's taken Brian with him and doesn't notice him until they're out of the TARDIS and thinks he snuck on board and was sent by someone for nefarious purposes.  Amy tells him he's been away for ten months this time (that wasn't long considering how long he was away from her in the season 5 opener.)

They come across dinosaurs on the ship.  Leaving him to exclaim, "dinosaurs in space."  Then mentions he's brought the others along too, a gang and he's never had one of those before.  He accesses the ship's computer to find the engines and accidentally transports himself, Rory and Brian to the beach, or so it seems.  Brian asks if he sees a kestrel.  Well seeing as we're in dinosaur territory, it'd be a Pterodactyls.)  The beach isn't earth as the Doctor sticks his tongue out to find the air is too metallic for earth.  There's something below them and Brian gets out his trusty trowel and digs.  He's always prepared.  They are still on the ship as they're attacked by a swarm of Pterodactyls (is it a swarm, well I've called them as such).

Amy, Nefi ad Riddell explore the ship and come across an area of flora, where Amy finds the computer and accesses the ship's database, something she learned from the Doctor.  She also tells Nefi she's famous and she studied her and she's also a queen.  Though not to tell Rory she's his queen.  The ship is Silurian as they abandoned their home, bringing along dinosaurs.  Amy calls it a "Silurian Ark."

The others come across a Triceratops after they are found by two 'tantrum throwing' robots.  The Triceratops licks Brian's face, as he has some sort of floral trace on him.  I.e his balls as Brian says, with the Doctor giving him a funny look.  They are taken to an old man who was waiting for a Doctor to arrive to fix his leg after he was attacked by a dinosaur.  He's not a medical Doctor but obliges.  Solomon (David Bradley) took over the ship, being a black market trader and jettisoned the original inhabitants which the Doctor knows were Silurians after Amy's call to Rory.  The Doctor abhors his actions, as Solomon deals in "piracy and genocide."  He refuses to help him but the robot is ordered to attack Brian.  Rory helps Brian with his first aid kit he carries around, allowing him to see his nursing skills in action.  Something which he hasn't done.  Solomon knows the Doctor will have a price but he's not identified on the system, he "doesn't exist;"  which pleases the Doctor no end.  They make their escape via Triceratops ride and the use of Brian's last remaining golf ball.

Solomon arrives and demands Nefi instead as she's just as valuable.  She agrees to accompany him.  Indira (Sunetra Sarker) refuses to abort the missiles, so much for needing the Doctor's help.  He reaches the control room of the Silurian ship, which needs two people with the same genes to fly it, cue Brian and Rory, as Brian tells him they can do it.

The Doctor and Amy thus have a chance to have a moment, or an intense conversation about her giving up her work (modelling).  She hasn't seen him in so long and doesn't want that, cos something may happen to him and she'll never know, as she'll always be waiting for him to arrive, or something may happen to her.  That was ominous and that look on the Doctor's face, as if she's hit the nail on the head and said something he may already know.  Rory and Brian can't believe they're flying a spaceship.

The Doctor cunningly magnetized Solomon's ship so he can't fly.  Now did he really think he'd just let him leave with Nefi like that.  He comes to rescue Nefi and leaves behind an orb which the missiles will target.  Solomon begs to be saved and the Doctor asks, coldly, if the Silurians begged him for the same?  That look on his face where he shows 'mercy' is not his middle name.  So "don't mess with the Doctor."  Of course, some will say he shouldn't have done what he did , but it was his version of justice, vengeance, whatever you want to call it.  Solomon displayed no mercy towards the Silurians and to all the others he must have peddled in misery for the highest price.  The missiles attack his ship and he's blown to kingdom come.

Brian asks for a favour, to see earth from space.  (Wasn't that like wilf??)  Amy asking if Riddell and Nefi are "the new us?"  Doctor: " thought we might need a gang. It's new."
 Riddell was disappointed he didn't make it into the history books.

Not sure if the Doctor being 'obsolete' is a continuation from last season with him wanting to disappear and making everyone believe he really is dead (well the ISA know.)  Or whether they're making everyone forget about him.  Re the Daleks, last episode. (7.1 Asylum of the Daleks.)

The Doctor once again demonstrating his outright refusal and defiance to do what he's ordered to do (not with a gun to his head or anyone else's) and then displaying such sad emotion at the same time when the Triceratops is killed.

Amy listening out for the sound of the TARDIS, being unable to sleep and he tells her, "you'll be there 'til the end of time."
"Or vice versa" Amy responds.  Cue long pause, lingering looks.  Then when the Doctor stood behind them as Brian watched the earth, something seemed to concern him.  He appeared sad when "the Ponds" wanted to return home.  Well, they've been together for a while and obviously he knows what's coming.  He has to, right?  He's the Doctor - considering he knew of his own fate, he has to know about theirs.

Nefi being left with Riddell; the choice being a "sleeping drug for a man" or 'one with a big weapon.'

The Doctor kissing Rory on the mouth and Amy only on her forehead!!  Ooh er!  The Doctor may be a Sagittarius.  Doctor: "You don't have any vegetable matter in your pants, do you?"
Brian: "Just my balls."

Amy and Rory receive postcards from Brian, who has caught the travelling bug and one from the Doctor after he returns the dinosaurs to Siluria.

The Doctor's dark side on show with Solomon, demonstrating he sent him to his death cos he could.  Since in the past or on other occasions he hates killing, a last resort and when there are no choices.  He killed out of necessity, remember the Time Lords).  Here he he has a choice but chooses not to exercise it.  This episode was meant to be fun and light hearted, but was interspersed with darker moments, what better way to add those.

Solomon was based on a "well known nightclub owner with long hair."  David Bradley was Argus Filch from the Harry Potter movies.  Mark Williams was Arthur Weasley also from the Harry Potter franchise.
The beach scene was once again filmed at Southerndown, Wales, as seen in Doomsday as Bad Wolf Bay and Journey's End.  Also in The Time of Angels and Flesh and Stone.

Saturday 8 September 2012

Is the Castle Pairing on Par?

Well yes after three seasons of the old 'will they/won't they' questions, the inevitable became 'evitable' (my word ha) at the end of season 4 when Castle (Nathan Fillion) and Beckett (Stana Katic) finally got it together and spent the night together.  So it was game set and match for him, but what about her.  She was always adamant about not doing the 'deed' and he always wanted to as soon as he laid eyes on her.  (Perhaps 'laid' isn't exactly the right choice of words here, but never mind.)

SO how will their relationship fare when we all know such pairings never last and always have a rocky outcome.  As for calling them Caskett, well that suggests a doomed future.  It was the same in other shows, Remington Steele, when they got together it made the show go downhill.  (Okay I will forever harp on about this show!) Will this be the same?  In short, the answer is 'no.'  Today's audiences are different to a certain extent and demand such relationships with their lead actors, (I don't) so it seems rating will be the same, don't know about the stories though.

Andrew Marlowe, executive producer said in an interview with Xfinity. "in terms of the Castle/Beckett relationship, we felt we owe the audience the opportunity to see them wake up in the morning and see how they both felt about what happened the previous night." Guessing Castle will have plenty to say and Beckett will have plenty to keep quiet about swearing him to secrecy.  Apparently Marlowe said the two will be happy about their relationship and have to keep it under wraps cos of the NYPD rules forbidding people who work together to engage in a relationship.  Ryan and Esposito will of course get competitive and try and put the pieces together and Lanie as she's so clued in on whether Beckett is getting any will probably figure it out even before they do.

There's also an episode where the pair end up at castle's place in the Hamptons.  "Despite the well laid plans for a romantic weekend away, they end up enmeshed in a murder investigation...In honor of Jessica Fletcher always having a body drop no matter where she goes, that episode is called Murder, He Wrote."  When Five aired Castle in the UK, they had a play on the Murder She Wrote, line too. Calling the show, "Murder HE Wrote!"

As for us here, we haven't even gotten past season 2 yet!  SO it''ll be a wait for the DVDs to come out at the end of season 5, cos not everyone has satellite/cable.

Desperate Housewives 7.20 "I'll Swallow Poison On Sunday" Review

Felicia excels in poisoning Paul, conveniently turning up Susan is cooking for him. Lynette and Renee get to interior design Tom's office. Gaby brings the girls round to stay with Bree.

Mary Alice: (Brenda Strong) "Bree Van de Kamp (Marcia Cross) had occasionally found her home invaded by household pests...she smashed them poisoned them, executed them...with the latest pests who invaded Bree's home extermination was not an option."  Gaby (Eva Longoria) brings the children along to stay with Bree after deciding she'd leave Carlos (Richardo Antonio Chavira) for making her choose between him and Bree.  The girls trample mud all over her home and eat all the cookies.   Gaby promises it will only be for a few days.  Gaby warns Bree not to leave the food out.   Bree thinks she needs to teach them some discipline.   That's easier said than done, remember like mother, like daughters!  Mary Alice: "Yes, Bree van de Kamp had finally met  two pests she couldn't smash, poison or shoot, that's not to say she wasn't sorely tempted."

Mary Alice: "Good deeds aren't always done for the purest of reasons...acting out of guilt, expecting something in return, but occasionally good deeds come from the heart."  Susan (Teri Hatcher) brings Paul (Mark Moses) sandwiches; he seems to be eating rather a lot for someone who didn't want any food.  She's cooking for him now, it's about the future, not the past and she looks forward to seeing him;  and is shocked to find Felicia (Harriet Sansom Harris) there.  Paul is still suffering from the mistaken impression(read delusion)  that they've kissed and made-up, without the kissing part.  She can't wait to tell the others.   Bree calls Felicia "Snip, snip Tillman." They warn Susan to be careful as she doesn't owe Paul anything, but she insists he deserves a second chance.

Renee (Vanessa Williams) and Lynette (Felicity Huffman) celebrate the end of their recent designing project, with Lynette buying cheap champagne.   Tom (Doug Savant) offers them $20,00 to redecorate his office.   Gaby gives Bree flowers from the girls as a way for saying sorry for breaking her mirror and the serving dish, which were so obviously picked from her garden.   Bree breaks into a police car to get the driver's attention, as it's blocking her drive, unaware it is a police car; belonging to her new beau, Det Chuck Vance (Jonathan Cake).  Now Bree will chase after him.   That was a fast turn-around from Keith.  Bree tells Gaby there are other ways to discipline the girls than threats.  "My house, my rules."  They need to behave whilst they stay here.  But they run off.   Just like Gaby they don't pay attention either.

Tom wants his office re-done in the style of Donald Trump.   Renee tells Lynette "no man wants to be referred to as soft wood."  When Lynette tells her it's not Tom's style.   Felicia donning a rouse, attempts to be friendly with Susan, feigning that part of Beth (Emily Bergl) is alive somewhere.   Susan just happens to be cooking for Paul.  Yes and any fool can see she's going to poison his food.   Felicia's read up on using toxins in small doses, specifically using  anti-freeze.   She wants to make Paul think it's his heart.   How was she so certain that Paul would actually be the one eating it.   Susan notices Paul's condition getting worse so she promises to bring him breakfast too, why didn't she just cook for him at his house.

Carlos has a talk with Juanita (Madison de la Garza) which we're meant to think is a revelation about Bree and how she kept the secret of his mother's death.  Mike (James Denton) can't believe they actually have money in the bank after Susan's gambling antics.   But doesn't want her gambling again.   He suggests they should move back into their house now.   Bree gets the girls to eat Brussel sprouts or there'll be no cupcakes for dessert.   Gaby is astounded.   She attempts to get Juanita to eat a cupcake and takes a bite out of one.   Notice the cupcake has changed on the plate and faces the other direction, when the camera shows the other view of the platter.

Lynette goes ahead and gets her own choice of furniture for Tom's office.   She's saving them time as she knows what Tom really likes and wants.  Renee tells her she's ignoring Tom's wishes yet again cos being a control freak, she wants to get her own way in everything.  Carlos blamed Bree for him and Gaby being apart, which is what he really told Juanita, when Juanita thinks Bree's about to kill her, cos she's misunderstood what Carlos attempted to tell her.   Thus they behaved so wonderfully for her.   Vance arrives again, cos he so wants to see her (and he and Bree can get married and she can be called Bree Van de Kamp Vance, ha.)  Bree tells Gaby to go home and they can stop being friends.

Susan wants Felicia to try a Brownie and she pretends to be allergic and then throws up in her bag, yuk.   Tom loves his new office, as Renee changed it back to how he wanted it.   It's for the Tom who is running this company, but Lynnette has to accept it's what he wants.   Tom needs to show he's powerful.   Thought Lynette was proud of him when he took this job, she got what she wanted then as well.  Paul's no longer hungry and he thought Susan really cared about him, but was being nice just to get the house back.

Mary Alice: "People do good deeds for many reasons, but sometimes good deeds have bad consequences...correcting a colleague's mistake could lead to resentment - trying to bring a spouse closer might push her away...that's why there's an expression about helping people: no good deed goes unpunished."  Paul collapses.

Again Paul being so gullible really thinking Felicia and him could be best buddies.   Susan getting in the way of the two cos we know she's going to be blamed for the poisoning.  As for the title, the show is shown here on a Sunday night.  Oh let's hope Felicia gets her comeuppance really soon as this storyline's wearing thin already!

Friday 7 September 2012

Supernatural Season 8 Still Soldiering On

Supernatural fans and in particular those who are adamant that Misha Collins belongs right up there with Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki in terms of star billing and heart throb status will be pleased to know that thus far, Misha will be appearing in 8 episodes of season 8.  Now who wouldn't swoon at the thought of everyone's fave blue eyed angel Castiel and tingling, toothy smile 'n' all being around.

There are some who were peeved to say the least when Misha dropped his billing status as a regular to occasional guest star, after helping the Winchesters through so much he deserved better.  Even if he was, at times, a thorn in their side as only Cas would know how.  Mind you, there are other hardened fans who believe the Winchesters should be left to their own devices, only Sam and Dean together on the road, as in the old days.  Sadly they won't have that dynamic again, at least not foreseeably, since they've come too far and the plots no longer just focus on a 'monster of the week'.  Firmly believing three's a crowd.

The jeering, the leering, the unabashed naivety of Cas, not to mention womanizing in the future in season 5 and pot smoking, the fight in heaven, with hell, other angels, working for Crowley, would all lead him to end up in Purgatory.

Misha is glad to be back for more eps and so are we.  In an interview with IGN he said, "the way in which I do come back is not at all what I expected.  I'll be back much more significantly this season [8] than last."  As for his disappearance at the end of season 7, that will be revealed in episode 2, so US fans won't have to hang around long for that mystery.  Alas the same can't be said for other fans around the globe.

Season 8 Supernatural titles so far are as follows, (just in case you too have been sitting in limbo and have missed them)
8.1 We Need to Talk About Kevin  Think this would have looked better as just We Need to Talk.
8.2 What's Up Tiger Mommy?
8.3 Heartache
8.4 Bitten
8.5 Blood Brother
8.6 Southern Comfort
8.7 A Little Slice of Kevin
8.8 Dean Amuck

Don't know about you, but I liked the titles from earlier seasons, okay some of them were songs, movie titles etc, but they went well with the episodes and also the subject of the episodes too.

CSI: NY - 7.15: "Vigilante" Review

A call to the police before a murder takes place opens up an investigation where a vigilante appears to be getting their own brand of justice for serial rapist: those that the system couldn't put away at all, or for long enough.

Women work-out at a gym.   That was a conspicuous gym, who'd want to work out displaying themselves to any old pervert or weirdo.   Not to mention voyeurism!  And it was on the ground floor too, that's just inviting trouble.   A man outside watches a woman leave and follows her.  A 911 call is made reporting a murder about to occur right now, by what sounds like a man, at first.   That voice was too mechanical, emotionless and monotone to be an actual voice.    Instead of a dead woman, as we'd expect to have been found, it turns out to be a dead man.   He was "beaten, bound and gagged, shot three times - it's about to happen..."  Flack (Eddie Cahill) reports the call was made at 11pm by an unidentified caller.   Mac (Gary Sinise) comments every Vic of the Prospect Park rapist was found within  a mile of  where the DB was dumped.   Flack doesn't see it as a coincidence and all of the trappings were made to resemble the rapist's signature.  Mac: "Only this time the Vic is a man."

Hawkes (Hill Harper) matches the prints to the Prospect Park rapist, indicating someone knew who it was.   Mac thinks it's a revenge killing; two shots to the groin, one to the head, the killer's sending a message.   Hawkes notices the blood pool but no high velocity blood spatter.  Meaning the DB was dumped here.   Hawkes processes the DB and finds duct tape with a hair stuck to it and removes the rag from his mouth.  Sid (Robert Joy) comments he paid for his sins in death.   With multiple fractures, broken ribs, a fractured skull.   Mac says the head wound is close range.   The stippling on his tongue isn't caused by a disease or a medical condition.   Under the ALS Sid found traces of UV resin and pepper spray under his eyes.   Sid  believes "someone gave him a taste of his own medicine."  (And he was right.)  Mac comments this man wasn't identified as the rapist and the NYPD spent a lot of time on him.   He considers it to be the work of a vigilante.   Thus the title.

The news report talks of the women being attacked brutally and transported back to his van, where they were sexually assaulted.  Jo (Sela ward) questions one Vic, she had nightmares for months and she asks if she has any male relatives or friends.   Flack questions another Vic and he tells her a man called 911.   No one she knows would have the courage to do something like this.   See, didn't see Flack making a judgement when she said that, about whether he deserved what happened to him or not.   Unlike Lindsay (Anna Belknap), cue Lindsay!   She questions the rapist's first Vic, Kate Price (Lindsay Price).   She refers to her as Det.  Messer (Up).  As soon as she said Lindsay was at her support group, dread struck!  This episode went on to focus on Lindsay more than it did on the Vic's and their grief and what they suffered!  Kate doesn't ID his photo and she didn't get a gun.   Lindsay gave her pepper spray and there isn't a male in her life.   She doesn't get out much, but she's the only one who asked Lindsay for a gun.

Adam (AJ Buckley) and Danny (Carmine Giovinazzo) listen to the call.   Danny thinks he wanted them to know of the murder.   Adam says a disposable phone was used.   Danny believes there must have been a small window to beat and kill the Vic, Adam should analyze the background noise; which he says is impossible.   Danny: "Nearly impossible means is a little bit possible, so go forth and conquer." Jo finds the GCMS revealed high levels of pesticides so he was likely exposed to them.   He worked at a pest control company as an exterminator and is identified as Garland Clarke.  (Kevin Interdonato) He's been missing.   Lindsay found the duct tape at the CS and that used to bind the Vics came from the same roll.  Mac calls the killer smart as he figured out who he was, stalked him and told them about it before killing him.   Hawkes surmises the he is most probably a she and the hair on the duct tape matches Kate.

Lindsay interrogates her and again, Kate denies seeing him, she was home alone, watching Letterman.   Lindsay tells about the hair on the DB and that this is serious.   There she goes accusing her on the basis of one piece of evidence.   Judge, jury and executioner all in one is Lindsay.  That hair could have come from anywhere and if he's identified as the rapist then it could have been on him or any part of his clothing.   Yes even a year later.   She tells her of the photos found in her apartment, by Danny.   Lindsay: "We thought you were telling the truth, until we opened your desk drawer" and what's this we business anyway.   Then Lindsay being surprised she wanted a lawyer, it's due process, she is entitled and how many times was Lindsay going to stress how serious this is.   So is what happened to Kate and the others.   Annie (Megan Ward) was a public defender once.   (Clue.)

Flack tells Danny, the van was found in a loading zone and towed.   Garland subdued his Vics and brought them back to the van; dumping them by the navy yard.   In the beginning, the news reporter said that the Vics were taken back to the rapist's van, but how could they have preempted this and known already, when the Vics were subdued.   SO they shouldn't and wouldn't have any idea of where they were attacked.   Therefore this wouldn't have been reported to the police.   Hawkes finds biologicals in the van.   Danny: "Anyone wanna go and grab a bite after."  He should be glad Flack didn't near that comment, loving his food as much as he does.   This was not the time or place for that comment!  Danny refers to the van as Garland's lair.   Flack finds gloves, tape and a pair of scissors, which he used for souvenirs of his Vics; cutting off locks of their hair and keeping them.   Only 5 Vics came forward and there are more than 5 hairs.   Hawkes analyzes the hair to match to the Vics.  Samples match the Vics and Hawkes determines there was DNA on the carpet from when they were raped.   Since he took their hair, a strand of Kate's hair could have gotten onto the tape.

Hawkes is angry they've been "wasting man hours hunting a killer who should get a medal for doing the community a service."  (Lindsay got a medal in the first episode of this season for shooting Shane Casey - how was that different.   Cos she was saving her family; in the line of duty and double standards too.)  Lindsay feels the need to remind him they have a body on the slab (oh boo hoo!)  Hawkes is surprised to hear she's defending him.   Lindsay: "Why, I'm a woman, I should cheer his death."  This is one line she always comes up with, that she's a woman, and she's being rather defensive here and she'll use that line with Flack later on!  No, you can do your job without displaying feelings as Jo will say and "put them in a box."  She says she's a cop first and "doesn't advocate vigilante justice."  Hawkes reminds her his girlfriend was raped (the episode Help) she was here and she didn't remember that.   No, cos everything's about her.   Killing her rapist crossed his mind.   Then she comes up with the old reverse psychology argument about how he'd have to treat him if he came into his ER.   Which is different since doctors have their code, cops don't have a Hippocratic Oath, which is why this argument is entirely different.   And I don't mean they shouldn't investigate his murder, but she's not being objective and only thinking of herself.

Hawkes says she knows Kate, but she doesn't "feel for her."  Lindsay replies she does feel for her but she doesn't know her.   Whose fault was that.   You don't have to know Vics to know what they're like; what they're going through or to feel some sort of compassion for them.   Lindsay keeps chopping and changing her reasons, opinions and what she thinks of Kate here.   Point is, she couldn't be bothered to get to know her.   As for saying she's not Kate's counsellor or priest and she's going to put her away if she's guilty, how self-righteous was that.   (Mac's school of thought.)  See, Lindsay's changed her tune again and especially at the end when she, hypocritically, gives Kate her card.   Should've thrown it back in her face, no seriously, it was too little, too late.   What was the aim of the talk and why send Lindsay to give  it anyway (other than self-defence with a pepper spray; which Mac and Jo will show doesn't even work on everyone and handing out a leaflet.)  That was her compartmentalization of the Vics she gave the talk to; out-of-sight, out-of-mind.   She goes on about being a woman, yet the sort of actions she carried out a year ago, you'd expect more from a man.

There's another 911 call and another murder.   Flack says the call had the same signature as the first and the phone hasn't been turned off.   Danny tracks the signal to the basement garage.   Anyone can see that man was dead and yet Mac shouting to him, what would he be doing in such a position for so long.   Danny finds the phone under the truck and the shell casing from the CS.   Adam reconstructs the technical device found at the CS and puts it together.   Jo, Danny and Mac have a conference and Mac thinks the plan went wrong.   The pepper spray didn't leave any irritation on the Vic who is identified as Tomlinson (Michael Duisenberg) who was immune to the effect of pepper spray.   I was just about to say, Lindsay's missing and half expecting her to burst in and interrupt; when she calls instead using a voice distorter.   Stealing the credit from Adam, who was the one who put it together!  Mac: "What would be cool is if you were working  on those 911 calls, like you were supposed to."  Mac tells Adam to reverse engineer the voice and check the 911 call database for the last three years.

Jo asks what elements combine to make sweat ointment which was found on Tomlinson's collar.   It preserves sweat and had female DNA.   Danny says he "respects their determination" and he "can't say he wouldn't do the same thing in their position." At least someone who, like Hawkes doesn't tow Lindsay's line, but be careful not to let Lindsay know Danny doesn't agree with her!  Strange she didn't turn to Danny with her woes.   Kate asks to speak with Lindsay, who asks where her lawyer is with such contempt.   Kate asks what if she confessed and called it self-defence.   Lindsay's adamant no one would believe that.   Another body was found.   Now Lindsay says she doesn't think Kate killed anyone, but she's covering for someone, just cos the murder took place whilst Kate is in custody.   Otherwise Lindsay would have been flogging the same dead horse.     Lindsay believes Kate doesn't think she cares about her and the other Vics, but she does.   Kate reminds her she recalled her at the talk cos she checked her watch over and over and couldn't wait to be out of there.   That's how they all felt.

Jo has to give Lindsay a pep talk.   Lindsay wallowing in self-pity by saying she's getting Kate's flak but she didn't even work that case.   She regrets not reaching out and helping Kate.   Lindsay calls herself a cop but she's not very understanding.   Jo tells her about her case at the FBI where DNA was mishandled and the rapist got away.   The Vic looked at her in a way she's never been looked at, with "utter contempt."   She says again if that happened to her daughter, she'd want him dead.   Jo: "Even if good people get hurt and bad people go free - but it's what they do, it's hard."  She goes on to add, "We meet these people on the worst day of their lives."  Adam matches the voice to a Heather Marist (Eva Mauro).  

Lindsay had to accompany Flack to arrest her!  Flack notices the pole dancers and says it's good cardiovascular exercise, so he's been told - what's it to Lindsay anyway!  It wasn't Danny making the comment!  Knew that box was coming - it was that obvious.   Flack pulls out his gun and Lindsay had to jump in! and take her down.     Flack comments that hit was hard.   Lindsay: "what you mean for a girl."  (I could scream right about now!)

Flack  has to justify his comment, "No, I mean for anyone."  Heather tells Jo it took the cops 30 minutes to arrive and she was already attacked by then.   Adam finds the crystal chard he recovered from the voice distorter belonged to an earring, bought a year ago and has a serial number, which Mac identifies as an ID using micro-dot technology, put on jewellery so it can be identified.   Annie killed them.   She worked on Tomlinson's case six years ago and she made a deal.   Her boss called her "his go to gal for perps" and she quit.   Kate saw him one day and took his photo.   Heather didn't tell Kate to go to the cops and they didn't have his description.   Heather and Annie fantasized what they'd do if they found him.   They waited for him and killed him.   Kate admits she feels relief he's dead.   Tomlinson only got 5 years because of Annie.   Mac agrees he should never have been released but he can't sympathizes.   Annie can't apologize for her actions, he got what the system couldn't give them.   Mac says that retribution isn't the same as justice.   Kate feels responsible for Heather and Annie being arrested.   Kate believes she owes them and Lindsay tries to convince herself that what they did was wrong.

It was apparent the 911 phonecall reporting the murder to be was made using a voice distorter.   The voice sounded so robotic, surprised no one picked up on that, even Adam until much later on.   Lindsay's smug expression when she made the call to Mac using it and her expression didn't change when Mac was telling Adam to get on with analyzing the 911 phonecalls; whilst she stood around.   Doesn't Mac see how hard Adam works and yet he still gets the abysmal treatment form him.   Then Lindsay with Flack, taking down Heather the way she did - talk about showing off!  (She did that in season 6 when she confronted the woman who had a knife on Flack, whom she took down because he hesitated in shooting her.   She's only in the show to test me, no really she is!)  Then the sexist comment when Flack said Heather hits hard, Lindsay: "...for a girl."  And Flack feeling he had to add "...for anyone" otherwise he might get a serving from her.   Also her comment when he remarked on the women in the gym - as if she's never stared at another man before.

A support group meeting with Lindsay attending would make me run a mile and what exactly did she offer in the way of support?  As Kate said, she kept looking at her watch and that's why she recalled her.   So unsympathetic and condescending.   Giving Kate her card at the end, what took her so long.   She's a year too late and just trying to ease her guilty conscience for not helping her back then and only because Jo spoke about her  FBI case and how to deal with Vics.   Since Lindsay didn't want the look of "utter betrayal" from Kate and other Vics she's let down in the past.   Lindsay's reactions were so forced in this episode, where having Jo as lead investigator would have fared much better and more interesting too.   Then Lindsay accusing Kate of being the killer when her hair was found on the duct tape and interrogating her so callously; as a suspect and not as a Vic.   Later in the cell, she tells Kate she doesn't believe she murdered Garland when Kate asked to see her.   What was that line about her lawyer not being present now.   When Lindsay didn't want Annie there when questioning Kate first time round.

Different views and opinions from the CSIs this episode.   Jo would kill anyone if that happened to her daughter (as we know her feelings from past episodes and especially from Do Not Pass Go.   Danny convincingly saying if he was in the Vic's position he knows what he would do (no mention of what if it happened to Lucy).   Then the scene  between Lindsay and Hawkes was wasted when someone else would have injected more emotion into it.   She came down as being a hardened cop, firstly and foremostly, saying there's a DB on the slab - she wants justice for him.   Much better explained by Calleigh (Emily Procter) in a CSI:Miami episode, when Ryan (Jonathan Togo) made a similar comment about having to investigate the murder of a criminal, she told him they're CSIs - it's their jobs to investigate the deaths of all Vics.   Hawkes understanding what it's like for the Vics since his girlfriend went through it and it ended their relationship.   (No one asked what Lindsay would do, or how she would feel if it happened to Lucy and I can tell you now, she wouldn't have any hesitation in blowing the killer away.   She wouldn't be so judgemental then.)

Mac's opinion on what Heather and Annie did wasn't justice but retribution.   Harking back to the age old debate about whether justice is retribution or revenge.   He was unsympathetic in the usual Mac manner, but such thoughts of retribution would have entered his head when he lost his wife.

The premise of the three CSI shows was given to Jo in the line: "We meet people on the worst day of their lives."  Often quoted by Anthony Zuiker and other cast members.   They do meet them on the worst day but that should make them all the more understanding and patient, not jump the gun and accuse them of being suspects and deal with Vics and their families in a gung ho manner.   Kate following her assailant and taking photos of him is exactly what Aiden (Vanessa Ferlito) did in the season 2.23 episode Heroes.   She took photos of DJ Pratt, the rapist who also stalked women before he attacked them.   He got away for so long without being meted out his just punishment.   Not alluded to here and how Aiden met her demise trying to put him away and the lengths she went to keep her promise and get him off the street.   That when it comes to such  a heinous and debilitating crime as rape, lives are ruined and it's not so black and white, lines are blurred and it's not easy to condemn point blank, those who feel the need to resort to such action because the law fails them.   (Even if it is wrong.)  Aptly said by Annie.   A bold attempt for this episode to highlight  such differing views, but not in handing the emotional crater to Lindsay, too willing and ready to jump the gun, even before all the evidence was in.

Lindsay price played Navy Lt.  Pam Kim in the season 3 NCIS  episode Frame Up.   She put Tony (Michael Weatherly) on the Herpes watchlist as revenge.   (OK not the appropriate time to mention this.)  Megan Ward's second appearance in a CSI episode, the first was in CSI 11.8 Fracked.   She would have made a great CSI character.   In the CSI:NY episode Commuted Sentences, two rape Vics took matters into their own hands when they killed the men responsible.   SO this has been covered before.   As well as in the CSI:NY season 1.2 episode Creatures of the Night, where Stella (Melina Kanakaredes) felt she hadn't done enough to solve the rape and for the Vic either, where she felt dirty and ended up taking a shower.

Duct tape being used from the same roll to bind Vics also done in CSI:NY season 1 episode Outside Man.

Thursday 6 September 2012

The Closer 7.13 "Relative Matters" Review

FBI agents surveill Shaw (Jake Busey) who meets a man and promptly beats him up.  One suggests they should save him and calls 911 saying they need his ID.  Brenda's (Kyra Sedgwick) parents arrive for an impromptu visit.  Taylor (Robert Gossett) mentions Agent Morris (DB Sweeney) called it in.   There was a fist fight as Tao (Michael Paul Chan) notices the blood trail and the GSW in his head.  Gabriel (Corey Reynolds) tells of the timeline.  The Vic was Paul Burke and Provenza (GW Bailey) doesn't want to give the FBI his name until they find out the suspect's name in return.  Flynn (Tony Denison) adds they'll never give it to them.

Clay (Barry Corbin) is distraught none of the family can make it for Christmas.  Provenza calls Fritz (Jon Tenney).  She can hear Kendall (Ransford Doherty) on the other end saying they need to move the DB and knows they're at a CS. Brenda tries to call the other team members but they all hang up.  Fritz takes the name of the Vic first and says he'll be in touch.  Clay gets emotional and hugs Fritz, he's proud of him.  Fritz suggests Brenda ask her parents why her mother is so quiet and what their secret is.  He doesn't want to talk about paying for her case but mentions he did pay. Clay tells Brenda he has cancer.

Sanchez (Raymond Cruz) thanks Morris for filming the murder, but it's not on tape.  Fritz informs them Shaw is involved in trafficking of stolen property.  They run a catering company and case the homes in LA.  But another catering company works the homes.  Flynn wants the video of Shaw for the rest of the evening.  Burke wanted a divorce.  Pope (JK Simmons) says the burglaries took place in LA City and as he's the Chief of Police, he sets the priorities. Brenda cries and doesn't want to work right now.

Her parents arrive at the Division and hand out presents to all.  Gabriel gets a snowglobe with a snowman policeman inside and Sanchez gets maracas!. Shaw comes in with the rest of Burke's family, Burke's wife, Laura (Pamela J Gray) is Shaw's sister.  Hey Brenda wearing trousers, she hasn't worn those in a while.  Maybe she decided she wanted to wear the pants in the home and at work, ha.

Brenda says since they lost Shaw last night he could have shot Burke after all.  No, he's too obvious a suspect.  Buzz (Phillip P Keene) places a camera in the Poinsettia and films the questioning.  Laura says she was at home with their son, Ian (Andy Fischer-Price) and Emily (Suzanne Cryer) Shaw's wife was watching TV with him, It's A Wonderful Life, yeah right.  Flynn tells Morris, "tip of following someone, wherever they go, you go."  Shaw says Burke was sleeping with Claudia, his ex and texted him.  Fritz wants Brenda to stop the questioning and repeatedly underlines it in the pad.  Laura doesn't believe he was having an affair.  Fritz: "thank you so much," a little how Brenda says it, but not much.

Brenda asks Morales (Jonathan Del Arco) about thyroid surgery.  He tells her thyroid is Greek for 'shield.' It regulates their emotions and mood swings, which is what Clay will have to look forward to.   It's a process of "regulation of your inner diva."  His emotions will be all over the place.  Burke has a mark on his scalp - a tattoo of the murder weapon, a small 41calibre Derringer.  (Always associated that as a weapon of choice for a woman, thus a clue!)

Claudia (Nicole Lemehin) is bought in with $1.8 million and was on her way to Brazil.  Brenda can't believe Fritz would use Clay's condition as an excuse for her not conducting the interview with Claudia, which she calls, "shameful." Provenza thinks it should have worked.  Claudia denies she was seeing Burke and was on a film set.  He was keeping the money at her apartment and asks if they will search it since she has stolen property there.  Fritz walks in with Morris telling her Brenda's deals usually involve prison and theirs involve witness protection.  Brenda adds she probably would send her to prison, cos her motto; take no prisoners.  Er you know what I mean!  Morris tells Gabriel he doesn't recall saying thank you to them for finding Claudia.

Flynn finds the gun which was stolen from one of the houses.  Fritz can't tell Brenda where Claudia is and Clay loses his temper.  Willie Rae (Francis Sternhagen) has been dealing with him on her own and Brenda offers to come down.  She can visit after the surgery.  Gabriel tells the family about the gun and where it was seen being dumped in a ploy to lure the guilty party there.  That was obvious so why did they have Taylor commenting they've already found the gun!  The suspect was also obvious.  Laura leaves.  Probably to make us believe if it was her then she'd get there already, but it's Emily of course.

She watched Burke getting beaten and then confronted him after.  He was going to take all the money and didn't care about Laura.  She wasn't going to let her family suffer.  She took the gun and kept it cos she liked it, see the weapon of a woman.

Flynn tells Brenda his sister suffered the same and he had to be there to help her.  Clay apologizes and Brenda tells him the rest of the family are coming for Christmas.  He wants them to hit him over the head if he loses it again, which he does and so Fritz hits him over the head with a cushion, like he said.

Don't much like these family orientated episodes I have to say and you could say not much happened here, aside from dropping the bombshell about her father being ill and she may be needed elsewhere.  This involved her family and the case involved another family and thus the title.  Like those little tiffs between Brenda and Fritz which make the show more enjoyable in my opinion, cos usually it's about work and then enters the personal territory, like they're in competition with each other, especially when it comes to the job and solving cases.  But hey isn't Fritz meant to be the FBI liaison anyway or is that forgotten now?  It's also friction from working together too closely.

Brenda's brothers are named, Jimmy who lives in New York and is gay, Bobby and Clay Jr.
Willie Rae: "crime doesn't stop for dinner in this house."
Clay: "...it pays for dinner..."  A Christmas episode where family turns out to be the most important thing, shown by Brenda and Fritz getting behind her parents and by Emily killing Burke to protect hers.

Desperate Housewives - 7.19: "The Lies Ill-Concealed" Review

Susan begins to have erotic dreams about none other than, Paul! Gaby and Bree behave as if they're having an illicit affair. Gaby chooses Bree over Carlos.

Mary Alice (Brenda Strong) "Susan Delfino's (Teri Hatcher) doctor had ordered her to abstain from sex for 6 weeks.  But what the doctor couldn't prevent Susan from doing is dreaming about it.  The only thing missing from these dreams was her husband."  Mike (James Denton) asks if Susan's okay.   Susan had a dream.  Mike tells her she was moaning, she had sex in her dream.  Mary Alice: "Susan was having dreams about sex and they were becoming a nightmare." Cos she's dreaming about Paul (Mark Moses).   That'd make your skin crawl! Ha.

Mary Alice: "The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal.   they love their country, root for their home town...but the fiercest loyalty on Wisteria Lane is the one between friends."  Carlos (Richardo Antonio Chavira) forbids Gaby (Eva Longoria) from going to coffee with Bree (Marcia Cross.) Gaby shockingly or sarcastically asks, he forbids her.   Bree and Gaby converse on the phone, whilst being face to face and Bree misses everything they did together as much as Gaby.   Didn't appear to me that in all the time they've known each other Gaby and Bree were particularly close.

Tom (Doug Savant) has been invited to a leadership conference.   So naturally Lynette (Felicity Huffman) would want to dominate the proceedings.   Susan picks up MJ (Mason Vale Cotton) from Karen McClusky's (Kathryn Joosten)  who tells Susan Mike was practically staring at her cleavage.   She notices her old house has been neglected by Paul.   Susan attempts to avoid Paul who looks like a wreck.   Bob (Tuc Watkins) and Lee (Kevin Rahm) speak about the conference.   They've been here before.   Lee is looking forward to the Japanese flower arranging.   Meg (Shannon Cochran) comments that some women are only here cos they married men who worked up the corporate career ladder.

Gaby comes over to Lynette's whilst Bree is baby sitting and Bree did notice Gaby's new coat.   For a moment there it looked like Gaby would take it off for her and be naked underneath; that's how these two were behaving.   All this sneaking around, conducting an affair behind Carlo's back.   Felicia (Harriet Sansom Harris) gave Karen her sister's brooch, thanking her for keeping Felicia's secret and not spilling to anyone.   Her secret about cutting off her fingers and framing Paul for the murder.  She's desperate to get Karen on side.   Karen recalls Felicia with blood on her.

Lynette's at the conference to meet new people, not get stuck with the activities arranged for spouses.   She attempts to get the others to mutiny so she can attend the seminar with her fave business speaker, Chris Cavenaugh.   Gaby: "Sneaking around makes everything taste better."  Bree tells her about her secret trieste with Karl ( Richard Burgi) whilst still married to Orson (Kyle MacLachlan).   Thought the others would have already known about this cos it's old news now.   Gaby and Bree arrange to meet at the spa.   Mike doesn't trust Paul and Susan has another dream with Paul, this time in the shower.   Oh please!  It's not like she's got Paul's kidney but Beth's (Emily Bergl).   Meaning Susan is connected to him through Beth and we know how she felt about Paul.

Felicia tells Karen about her daughter, Beth and blames Paul for Beth's fate.  She's lying of course, but she ropes Karen in like Felicia wanted.  Susan talks to her doctor about her dreams, who advises Susan to talk to Paul.  She does but tells him she was clothed.   Lynette steals Meg's ID and attends the seminar where she has to introduce the speaker, completely humiliating Tom in the process.   She never thinks about others or the consequences of her actions.  Renee (Vanessa Williams) asks Lynette if she found anyone for her at the conference.  "Ugly + money = handsome." Tom actually says, "Crazy + wife = laughing stock."  Lynette couldn't support Tom now like he used to support her when she was working.  Renee tells her that in Tom's world, Lynette is the wife, so she can be a wife or a 'first wife'.

Carlos notices the upside down cake and thinks it's Bree's.   It is, but Gaby lies saying she made it.   So of course he'll want her to make one too.   She attempts to seduce Carlos.   But he insists he wants the cake made in front of him.   Bree gives her instructions over the phone but it still turns out to be a disaster.   Luckily Bree makes one for her.   Susan makes soup for Paul and Mike sees her through the window, which makes him angry.   She's not going home until she knows Paul's okay.  

Bree and Gaby swap cakes in the nick of time.   Gaby commenting this is about trust.   "If only trust were so easy to make."  Carlos is gullible, if Gaby's never made a cake before, then it won't exactly turn out to be perfect now.   Gaby pretends she's attending a modelling friend's funeral, but Carlos takes her suitcase and finds a red hair on Gaby's new coat.   Oh the illicit affair has been discovered.  Ha.   She could have said it was anyone's hair and it could belong to anyone.   Bree's not the only one with red hair.   Carlos wants Gaby to choose him over Bree.   She's always putting the women first over him.

Mary Alice: "Yes - the residents of Wisteria Lane, are nothing if not loyal...but there are times when that loyalty is put to the test...a desire to protect  a long buried secret and sometimes just as one test of loyalty ends, another begins."  Gaby takes girls in tow and wants to stay with Bree.   Carlos knows about them.   Well this episode was all about secrets and lies.   Gaby deceiving Carlos, Lynette humiliating Tom; Susan choosing Paul over Mike; Felicia duping Karen.   Yes the women know how to play the game of always putting themselves first and getting whatever they want, but more importantly of getting their own way.   Now I'm beginning to sound like Mary Alice.

Wednesday 5 September 2012

Merlin 4.5 "His Father's Son" Review

Mercenaries chase after knights and Merlin (Colin Morgan) is trapped.  It was a trap Merlin, "That's the idea."  Arthur (Bradley James) needed the pendant, the Royal Crest of Caerleon and took a risk to be here.  Agravaine (Nathanial Parker) believes this isn't a coincidence since Uther's death and the enemies of Camelot are testing him as a king.  He must send a message, that he can do anything and everything without mercy.  He must force him to accept the Treaty on their terms.  He asks if he surrenders.  He refuses and Arthur has to kill him.  Arthur thinks there must be another way and allows Agravaine to dictate what he should do.  Surely Arthur has been around Uther long enough to know what he should do for himself and also there is always another way.

Arthur must follow Uther's example and that he's worthy of Uther's name.  A lot of mention of Uther now and there was hardly any last ep.  He must draw up the Treaty and Merlin comments this isn't like Arthur.  He's told to stick with what he knows.  Arthur must kill him as he refuses to sign.  Agravaine tells him Uther would have been proud.  Arthur doesn't know what he would have done without "your support and counsel."  Well quite frankly, quite a lot.  Merlin tells Arthur compassion is also a sign of strength.  Arthur will talk to Merlin if he's bored.  Arthur can't afford any luxuries and the burden of the kingdom is his.

Caerleon's DB is brought to Queen Annis (Lindsay Duncan) who promises Arthur will pay.  Agravaine mentions Gwen (Angel Coulby) to Arthur, that she's a lowly servant.  She shouldn't mean anything to Arthur cos as king he needs to do what's expected of him.  He can't be seen with the daughter of a blacksmith, Uther would say the same actually.  Arthur: "...not a matter of state, a matter of the heart."  Agravaine replies he must rule with his head like a strong king (yeah as he lets Morgana walk all over him!)  What did Agravaine want Gwen for himself.

Sir Leon (Rupert Young) tells of the army crossing their border and must be intercepted before they reach Camelot.  Morgana (Katie McGrath) comes to see the Queen in the name of Gorlowes.  She's here to help them with revenge for what Arthur did.

Arthur rejects Gwen as things have changed for him and he must rule and as king, it's "no longer relevant what I may or may not want for myself."  Gwen replies it isn't "appropriate."  But he isn't Uther.  Arthur makes his own decisions and this is how it must be.  But it wasn't his own decision, it was Agravaine's proposal.  Gwen doesn't think he should let anyone tell him what he should do and he should "be the king you want to be."

Gaius (Richard Wilson) tells her Arthur's not alone, but he doesn't know that.  SO who carries all that furniture, tents etc for Arthur for the battlefield since no one was seen to leave Camelot with anything.  Elyan says the knights would all die for him and fight in Arthur's name.  Merlin says they mean every word and Arthur wonders if he deserves it.  Merlin supposes if there was any other way out he'd take it.  Arthur had a choice to let Caerleon live or die and he made the wrong decision.  Merlin believes he made the best decision for Camelot and Arthur: "now my men must pay for it with their lives."  Well, not if Merlin has anything to do with it.

Merlin follows Arthur as he sees the Queen and apologizes.  There's nothing he can do to change what happened and he votes for the right of single combat.  There has been enough bloodshed and lives will be saved.  If she wins she will have half of Camelot and if he wins she must withdraw her army.  There's no contrast here really.  Merlin is caught and Arthur calls him "a simple minded fool."  He was being kind.  Merlin was looking out for him.  Arthur will  fight.  He had one choice, a "just and honourable  one."

Morgana can't fathom Arthur would risk his own life over his men and the Queen knows she wants his throne.  Morgana has the power to make certain Arthur will lose.  And the Queen lets her use it.  Morgana enchants Arthur's sword with Agravaine's help.  Arthur gives Merlin his ring for Gwen.  The Queen's champion had to be huge of course.  Camelot's army was minuscule in comparison to hers.  No one saw Morgana either.  Anyway her magic isn't any match for Merlin's.  Arthur's sword will become heavy.  Not if Merlin can help it.

They fight and Arthur spares him.  The Queen adheres to their agreement.  Arthur doesn't want victory but peace.  A new day for the beginning of their kingdom.  Something about Arthur "gives me high hope for us all."  She tells Morgana there won't be a next time for her as Morgana is "consumed by bitterness."  She wanted revenge but it's not right.  Morgana won't rest until she has Camelot and it bows before her.  "You're more like Uther than you realize."  Arthur should have listened to Merlin even if he is the worst servant in the kingdom, so why doesn't he get another.  Arthur believes  a good king should be true to himself "and be seen with those whom he cares for."  He took along time arriving at that decision.  Was it the fight he won or the fact he can't live without Gwen.

Merlin was out of character this episode, he doesn't do much, er use much magic to help Arthur, seems he uses it as a last resort and only after ages.  Especially since he's in tears earlier on - did he doubt himself or Arthur and his abilities.  That Arthur would actually be killed when he's meant to be there to prevent that from happening.  He seemed to take ages to help Arthur during the fight too.

Arthur dealing with Gwen  - rejecting her - was already done in Queen of Hearts and The Once and Future Queen and didn't need to be rehashed here.  Seems writers don't know what they're doing by regressing backwards and forwards with stories and plots.  It was season 4 and not much has been done in terms of stories and character development and what was covered is forgotten to suit the particular plot of the episode in question.

Arthur has already proven himself many times in battle, even if he wasn't king then.  Arthur it appears, is king in name only.  Gwen so eagerly accepting Arthur back and his feeble attempts at an apology as if he's done no wrong.  Well treated her like dirt for one, just like Uther.  He just followed in his footsteps, hence the title, and showed he can do what he likes as he's the king and get away with treating people in that way.  Once upon a time he never would have treated anyone like that.

Wonder if Elyan knew of Arthur's despicable treatment of Gwen.  Bloomin' sexist too, it's okay to have a blacksmith's son as a knight but it's fine to mess around with a common woman's feelings.

Then there was Gwaine  and his not being able to deal with his father being killed by Caerleon, missed opportunity for revenge there.

Arthur wears the blue cloak from The Once and Future Queen.  Robert Maillet who played Derian is a professional Canadian wrestler, all 6' 10" of him.

Tuesday 4 September 2012

CSI:Miami 10.7 "Sinner Takes All" Review

A poker game ensues and a group of poker players are engaged in their game.  They all looked a bit shifty and stereotypical players, you know the usual woman out of her depth, movie producer, rapper and actor.  Could tell there was some cheating in play, even if the actor with the glasses wasn't involved, he was placed so it would seem he was cheating.

A masked raider flies in through the window with a gun and bullets rage.  The security outside the door, the way he just casually opened and closed the door again when he saw what was happening, surprised he didn't get shot.  Did he not call for help?  The woman tries to reach into her bag but fails.  After he exits through the window with the takings, everyone gets up except for the movie producer.  It's assumed the chandelier fell on his head, but this wasn't COD.

Walter (Omar Miller)notices the glass is in his wound so he was shot first.  ME Tom (Christian Clemenson) finds the bullet left through his neck and is an exit wound.  The entrance wound can't be found and Calleigh (Emily Procter) notices he has blood on the side of his DB.  The entrance wound is through his hip and Calleigh can't find the bullet in the room, come on she's meant to be a gun expert and couldn't figure out where the bullet was lodged.  The DB was Benjamin Paxton (Kip Gilman).  Outside, Tripp (Rex Linn)  tries to keep back the crowd and has words with a so-called photographer (he looked suspicious) he shouts out Isiah Stiles (Aldis Hodge) when he sees him.  Isiah's arm is bleeding and he pulls the bullet out of his arm even before ME Tom has a chance to examine him.

Upstairs Horatio (David Caruso) searches the others and the woman's bag reveals a gun  Evelyn Bowers (Drea De Matteo) was hoping the robber would turn up as she wanted to avenge her son's assault.  Kevin is a gambler and was struck by the gun at another game as he tried to stop him from stealing the money.  He suffers from memory problems as a result.  She took out a second mortgage and paid off Joey Ranzone (Terry Maratos) to let her sit in on the game.

Ryan (Jonathan Togo) examines the shattered glass from the CS, it was tempered glass so it shouldn't have shattered. The glass was weakened as there are marks on it, indicating it was tampered with.  Thus the thief had an accomplice who helped him inside the room.  Diamond can cut glass and so can ceramic.  They think of Jason Huntsman, (Ben Hollingsworth) the actor and his glasses were ceramic.  His glasses don't match.  Though he was guilty of being obnoxious.

Calleigh and Ryan head back to string the bullets trajectory and one string leads to the air vent, here Ryan finds some sort of markings inside.  The ventilation grate is also dented so the gun was pointed through it.  The playing cards are analyzed which shows they've been marked.  There's no match to the glasses since special lenses would be needed to read the cards.  Walter finds Evelyn's driving licence photo shows her with brown eyes, not blue.  She's made to remove her contacts. Evelyn becomes another helpless and hapless Vic for Horatio to help and especially since her son turns up to post bail for her. Horatio drives him home and sees how he struggles to remember and uses sticky notes.  The house is devoid of furniture.

The red mark found in the vent isn't blood but ink and the two triangle shapes could be a tattoo.  Calleigh seeks Delko's (Adam Rodriguez) help and he finds the tattoo belongs to the Haileah King's gang.  Trip tells Delko the man he's looking for is Carl Raines, (Neto DePaula Pimenta) he's involved in high end crimes.  Delko and Natalia (Eva La Rue) seek him out and see him leave yet they never think about how the suspect will try to evade capture, as he shoots at a policeman.  Delko opens fire and shoots him down, his dying words are that he was hired to kill Paxton. A search of his truck reveals Delko finding a memory stick between the seat.  This stick contains raw instrumentals of Isiah's new album.  Carl was Isiah's bodyguard and tried to blackmail him, but Isiah released the album on the Net the next day.

Joey turns up for more money from Kevin as Horatio arrives to make him return the money and he also gets Joey to talk.  Isiah wanted Paxton at the game and tried to pay him with one of his diamond rings.  Joey only deals in cash.  Horatio wants him to give back everything he took from Kevin, or he'll have to deal with Horatio.  More threats on Horatio's part, that was missing thus far this season.  Isiah is questioned again and Natalia checks out his rings.  One of the diamond ones still has some traces of glass.  He was the inside man.

Isiah admits he wanted to get even with Paxton as he turned him down for a movie role, after he sunk his money into making the soundtrack.  "Reputation is everything" in this business.  Isaiah didn't know about Carl but he set up the robber to rake the fall for Paxton.  This being the man with the camera at the beginning, Alonzo (Jack Guzman). It was unbelievable he still kept all the items he used for the robbery in his car.  See another case of the criminal remaining at the CS in order to blend in as an innocent bystander.

Kevin finds all the money at home and Horatio watches outside.  When Evelyn sees Alonzo she can only slap him and hopes he pays for what he did.  Look another new lab tech, Samantha (Taylor Cole) from the nightshift and is pretty pally with Walter,where he's known as "Teddy Bear."  Don't let the other CSIs hear that, he'll never live that down.  A shame Walter resorted to using Horatio's tactics in threatening Isiah if he doesn't give up Alonzo.  "Horatio mode" does not suit and Walter is much better at his job than that.

This episode of CSI:Miami was like you've seen it all before.  Not just in the guest stars, with Drea De Matteo from The Sopranos and Desperate Housewives, who wasn't that remarkable; playing a mother who once again Horatio must instinctively help.  Also Taylor Cole, Sam's (Jared Padalecki) first love, after losing Jess in Supernatural, in season 1's Provenance.  Yet another Supernatural guest Aldis Hodge who stabbed and killed Sammy in the season 2 eps All Hell Breaks Loose!  As well as being in Leverage.  He must have fit right in at the poker table.

This  ep also reminded me of an earlier CSI:Miami episode dating back to season 4.7 Felony Flight, where Delko finds a CD in the CD player in a car (again!) made by Brian (David Anders) which is dismissed as being awful.  When his music is rejected, he hired a man to scare the producer and that's all he was meant to do.

Finn (Elisabeth Shue) in CSI 12.17 Trends With Benefits also mentions the suspect coming back to the CS and standing in the crowd and so she takes photos of the crowd gathered there. CSI:NY 7.5 Out of the Sky, involved a robbery at an apartment and thieves open fire.  An inside man was also involved.

Monday 3 September 2012

Desperate Housewives 7.18 "Moments in the Woods" Review

Susan bets their savings in a poker game and keeps winning. Carlos takes Andrew to the cabin and tells Bree they're no longer friends and forbids Gaby from having more to do with Bree after he learns about his mother.

Mary Alice (Brenda Strong) "When Bree Van de Kamp (Marcia Cross) decided to stop drinking, her recipe for success was the twelve steps of Alcoholics Anonymous.   She admitted she was powerless over alcohol...she made a list of all the people she had harmed; so when her son, Andrew, had decided to stop drinking...to follow those steps as successfully as she had."  Andrew (Shawn Pyfrom)  has been 30 days sober and has a keychain to show this.  Number 8 on the steps is the list of people they have harmed and on top of that list is Carlos (Richardo Antonio Chavira).  Bree says it's hard but he should give it a go, she thinks Andrew is referring to her, but she's number 7 on the list.   Mary Alice: "Bree was diligent about following the 12 steps, but even she could recognize a step too far."

Mary Alice: "We teach our children to apologize when they make a mistake, we tell them that it's wrong to blame others or pretend it never happened, or try to cover it up...there are times when apologizing is the biggest mistake of all."  Bree worries Carlos will injure others when he finds out the truth about his mother.   When Rex (Steven Culp) died Carlos comforted Andrew.   Paul (Mark Moses) is shocked to find his house is taken over by Felicia (Harriet Sansom Harris) wonder if he was more shocked by her being there, out of prison, or by her taking the house.   He put it in Beth's (Emily Bergl) name.  Beth made a will, so Felicia owns it.   Paul gasps they have "a manipulative psycho for a neighbour" on the street, just like he was/is.  Felicia has stolen Beth's ashes.

Susan (Teri Hatcher) visits Dick (Gregory Itzin) in hospital who promises to take her gambling when he gets out.   Doesn't look like he'll be doing much getting out.   Tom (Doug Savant) arrives home late and gives Lynette (Felicity Huffman) $100,00 to spend on herself.  "Go crazy, it's on me."  He can't celebrate as he's busy.   As I said it's all about money with this family.   Makes you think they wouldn't have any meaningful moments or storylines if work and/or money wasn't part of it.   Susan wins a poker game and realizes she's on a winning streak.   As we know Susan, she won't stop now.  Gaby (Eva Longoria) comments she'll need a face transplant if she takes anymore of her money.   Susan doesn't need to look at her cards, she knows she's won.  Bree suggests Susan should buy a lottery ticket and eat it.  Renee (Vanessa Williams) calls Lynette pathetic for buying kitchen appliances with the money and takes her shopping for clothes.The shop assistant is stroppy and Renee threatens her with dismissal after buying the store just to fire her.

Carlos takes Andrew hunting.   Since when did Carlos go hunting should be the question on everyone's mind.  Gaby believes sobriety ruins lives, as does drinking, Gaby.   Carlos could kill him and since Andrew's gay, could be charged with a hate crime.   Felicia apologizes to Paul.  At least she puts on an act of being sincere.   If she cut off her fingers and framed Paul for her sister's murder, there's no telling what she'll do as revenge for her own daughter's death.   Paul should have known better.   People like that don't change, he didn't.  She wants to scatter Beth's ashes and wants him there as Beth loved him.   Seems everyone's running to the woods with ulterior motives in mind.

Dick dies and leaves Susan a poker chip.  She should "never walk away from a winning streak." Carlos didn't know about his mother, but Bree spills the beans in her attempt to help Andrew, failing abysmally yet again.  They're trapped in the cabin as the road's blocked by a fallen tree.   Tom needs to go away on business after Lynette planned a celebration.   Renee advises her that since Tom's a bigshot now, she'll spend less time with him, these are the perks she wants and there's a price to pay for them.  Andrew has been sober a month and Carlos says he should drink in his mother's memory.   They're no longer friends.   All Bree did was look out for herself.   He also finds out Gaby knew the truth, yet he doesn't get as angry at her than he does at Bree.   His own wife kept secrets from him, where's the trust there?  Also he didn't get angry at Tom leaving the company either after Carlos gave him the job there in the first place.   He didn't expect any loyalty from Tom in return.

Tom loves his new job as people take notice of him.   Lynette takes lobster over to Tom, in her new dress, but he's got to leave now.   Felicia asks Paul if Beth suffered, she's actually talking about her sister.  He drove Mary Alice to suicide.   Felicia admits that she at least loved her sister and tried to destroy him for her death.  Beth paid the ultimate price for their hate.  Felicia already said that about Beth, why repeat it again.   Paul is ready for closure.   Susan wins over $12,000 and keeps on winning.   Then cries, why does she win when others lose, she got a kidney and others died.   Susan wonders what will happen when her luck runs out.

Paul doesn't trust Felicia and brought a gun with him, yet more guns maybe he should have taken care of Felicia here too.  Anyway Felicia took it and asks how to trust someone if they don't trust you? She could shoot Paul and still go free, she doesn't want him dead, but just wants it over.   Yeah meaning over in a way other than shooting him.   She'll want to see him suffer slowly and prolong the agony, that's in her nature.   Paul scatters the ashes.  Felicia keeps Beth's ashes in the urn and relishes revenge on Paul.   Again I don't know why he fell for her sob story.  Carlos is at his mother's crypt.   Gaby didn't like his mother but that was since she wasn't a mother yet and didn't know what it was like, that you don't let go.   Andrew let Bree defend him too many times and he needs to do this himself and make it right.

Mary Alice: "Whenever we make mistakes, we need to apologize and then we need to move on; accept changes in our lives or choose to trust an old enemy or learn to stop fighting our children's battles.   But sometimes the pain we've caused is so great, there is no moving on."  Carlos tells Bree to go to hell, she's an adult and she's no longer his and Gaby's friend.   How could Paul have been so gullible, he hasn't really changed so what made him think that anyone as deceitful as Felicia, who got to use her own daughter to seek revenge on her enemy, could be forgiving.   She says Beth came in the middle of their fight, but she's the one who put her there to begin with.  So she's got no one to blame but herself.

Carlos going all silent on Bree, is just what Andrew said to her, that she's just interfering in his life and other peoples' lives too.   Then that's the nature of this show.   Some win, some lose and others just don't know when to stop interfering; or quitting whilst they're ahead.

CSI: NY 7.14 "Smooth Criminal" Review

The CSIs try to apprehend a suave assassin who has killed three people and kidnapped a fourth victim. Leading to an underlying medical scam and a ruthless doctor.

A man talks with a woman at a bar and they speak about music.   Does she prefer classical or R'n'B.   Does she believe in fate or freewill.   He comments classical music is an "inevitable build to an end."  Which is what this entire conversation will lead to.   R'n'B takes you where you want to go.   He excuses himself to shoot three men.   Flack (Eddie Cahill) says this was the grand opening of the bar and each man was shot twice.   Once in the chest and once in the head, execution style.   No silencer was used.   No one saw the shooter and was described as an Afro-American man of average height and build.   Mac (Gary Sinise) says there's one more detail: "cold-blooded professional killer."  Flack says two walked out, the shooter and a woman.   The two Vics were George Parker (Chad Randall) and Julian Grace (Erik Stabenau) .   Jo (Sela Ward) comments it's like the punchline to a bad joke: "professional killer and ex-con walks into a bar..."  Flack finishes: "Guess who walks out."

Jo finds a martini glass and a lo-ball glass as well as the remains of a gun in the pizza oven.   Flack: "I've never seen anybody order gun on a pizza."  The two Vics were waiting for someone.   Flack asks why the female wasn't shot.   Mac says he's not finished with her yet.   The killer ( Shaffer Smith aka Ne-Yo) (described as Handsome man in credits) handcuffs his captive to the chair.   He talks to someone on the phone and she asks who it was.   The killer makes another call and says the price is increased for her.   Jo finds text messages from the Vic's phones show they were invited to the bar.   One of the Vics, Ken, the bartender, (Jeffrey Barnett)  was leaving to study.   Sid (Robert Joy) finds they were shot by 9mm bullets and he found three hairs on Parker's throat, which aren't his.   Sid comments it's ironic that Grace was suffering from liver cancer and only had months to live.   Parker had a history of violence.

Lindsay (Anna Belknap) analyzes the gun and gets no hits on IBIS.   The stria don't match the gun.   The oven was hot so it softened the gun and altered the stria.   Mac says the heat also destroyed the DNA and the prints.   Adam (AJ Buckley) found DNA on the martini glass, but no hits on the lo-ball.   There were traces of acrylic smudges, so he used nail polish on his fingertips to hide his prints.   He 's still analyzing the ash from the oven.   Hawkes (Hill Harper) says the hairs hit on a William Dowd (Brandon Scott), he did time with Parker and he has his address from his parole officer.

Danny (Carmine Giovinazzo) and Flack check out Dowd's apartment.   Flack knocks on his door, the same time someone knocks on the killer's door and we are meant to assume that they're actually knocking on the killer's door.   At least there weren't any shots fired through the door this time round and no comments alluding to it either.   The building Super knocks on the killer's door and the woman sends him away saying they're busy as she didn't want to see him shot.   The killer tells her he wouldn't have killed him as there's no money in it.   There wasn't any money in shooting the bartender either and he did it cos he could ID him.   He tells her if she doesn't help them more will die.   Well they died irrespective of her help.

Flack and Danny question Dowd and Flack says, "I think you like being behind bars."  They found his DNA on Parker's throat since he hugged him.   He was glad to see him and he's paid his debt to society.   Hawkes says Dowd's story checks out as witnesses saw him hug Dowd.   Jo gets a hit on the ID of the abducted woman, she used her credit card to pay for the martini.  Camille (Lesley-Anne Brandt) rings a bell with Hawkes.   He grew up with her.   They check out her apartment and find it's been trashed.   Hawkes brings down a box with pills from the attic.  Surprisingly, he knew just where to look did he.   She left him a voicemail on his phone a week ago.   Jo asks if she was an old flame.   He didn't have the courage to ask her out, they're old friends.   Whenever they give Hawkes a storyline it always concerns someone, or a friend, from his past.

Hawkes checked Camille's DNA from her toothbrush and it matched the martini glass.   She worked as a nurse at a clinic.   Jo says she was fired 3 weeks ago for stealing meds.   Mac thinks she was selling.   Hawkes refuses to believe she's guilty and she has no criminal record.   He posits she called him for help.   Flack and Danny check out the clinic and speak with her former employer, Dr Theola Kumi (Adrienne Barbeau).  Some of her patients complained about their symptoms, which were getting worse.   The pills were fake.   There was no proof she was stealing pills until a second patient complained about the same symptoms.   Flack asks if she filed a report with the NYPD.   That was the clue.   The Dr didn't otherwise the clinic would have been shut down because of their ethics.   Well she was my suspect, firstly since there weren't any other suspects and also she didn't file a report.   Anyone else would have because they'd be thinking of their patients.

 If Camille was guilty what would prevent her from doing the same thing again elsewhere.   Dr Kumi was just looking out for herself to carry on with her scam.   She gives them the list of patients and Camille's work phone.   Flack is disgusted patients were given fake meds.  "Pun intended - that's pretty sick"  Danny says making fake meds isn't easy so she had to be working with someone.   Flack thinks it could be the killer.

The killer gives Camille food and a new dress to wear.   Someone told him the NYPD checked her apartment.   Camille wants him to answer her questions.   She asks if he believes in fate or free will.   Well he answered that at the end.   He vows to find Janice Scott.   She agrees to tell him where she is.   Lindsay finds magnesium stearate in the pills.   Adam works on the trace from the CS, the wire, and he worked on the ash in the oven and discovered, "mostly ash."  As well as galvanized steel.   Jo says Sterling, reminds her of an old friend of hers.  Jason Sterling, who collected decorative pins.   There were low levels of uranium in the Vic's bloodstream.   Adam asks what a mushroom cloud was doing in their blood.   Jo "Boom." Using Danny's phrase.   Adam asks how someone gets uranium in their blood.

Danny compared Camille's work phone with her personal phone bill and a Janice Scott stands out.   Janice's apartment has been trashed and she hasn't been seen for two days.   One of her businesses also includes a nightclub.   (A CSI:NY episode wouldn't be complete without an obligatory nightclub.)  Hawkes asks Mac's permission to stay on the case. Cue Flack and Hawkes (this time) to check it out.   Flack walks right past the killer.   Who just happened to turn around and look back at him.   Flack loses him in the crowd.   One chase where Flack didn't get his man.  Cos that would've been too easy and no interrogations in this episode either, except for the one with Mac and Jo at the end.   Janice is dead.   Hawkes doesn't find signs of a struggle as Janice was already dead.   She was suffering from a brain tumour and was also on fake meds.  So if Camille had all those fake pills in her apartment and she knew  Dr Kumi was running a scam, why did she let Janice stay on them.

The killer tells Camille, that the people he kills choose death, when they choose how they live.   Camille maintains Janice was innocent and not a criminal.   So if Camille was really guilty she wouldn't have said that.   Jo and Lindsay analyze the pills.   Haven't seen Jo in the lab in a long time.   Sid found uranium in Janice's blood.   Mac believes the answer lies in the uranium.   Adam has a trilby and the steel fragment from the oven, belonged to the hat.   It was 22" in circumference, the average size of a man's head.   Jo surmises he changed his appearance after the shootings and threw the hat in the oven.   Adam didn't find a  name for him, but he pays cash and was referred to the shop by a Theola Kumi.   Jo looked good in the trilby.

Dr Kumi wants Camille dead.   She has a back-up if he can't kill her.   Mac says there never were any real meds and Hawkes thinks Camille stole the meds as proof.   Lindsay found an old factory in Queens which used uranium.   Mac and Jo encounter a shoot out when they go to the factory and Jo arrests Kumi whilst she's destroying evidence.   As if that'll get her off the hook.     Jo tells her the machines at the factory had traces of magnesium stearate and Mac says she's going away.   Danny checks out the phone history and finds calls were made to the killer.   Adam tells him to triangulate.   Pings on a location.   Danny: "Boom."  He hasn't said that in a while either.

The killer gets ready to kill Camille.   He calls Dr Kumi and Adam picks up (like episode 2) and hears shots fired.   He killed Kumi's plan b, i.e.  her back up.   Saving Camille and letting her go.   That was his choice when she asked about free will or fate.  Her fate was to be killed by him, but he chose to exercise free will and let her go.     Jo sees him go into an alley, where Mac arrests him.   Jo's done plenty of people watching in her job and asks Mac if he's done the same as a detective.   She wonders what Hawkes is saying to Camille and talks about her body language.   Jo: "Evaluate the evidence."  Mac thinks they could be rekindling their friendship, or as Jo believes, talking about "hot, steamy sex."  That, Mac tells her, is none of their business.

 Meant to be a bit of a smooth episode, with a suave, sophisticated killer, well versed in just about everything, yet he chose killing as his path.   His fate or his free will?  Ne-Yo puts in a fine performance as a nameless killer, who develops a conscience at the end and lets one of his intended kills live; or did he develop a soft spot for her.

As for Hawkes, well he always ends up dealing with people from his past.   In 3.7 Murder Sings the Blues, he meets a girl at a party and is reprimanded by Mac for not revealing his connection to her earlier.   Here he asks his consent to help in the case and to question Janice, just so he wouldn't have to apologize this time round.   He learned his lesson from before.  In 5.4 Sex, Lies and Silicone, Hawkes meets up with his college friend, who asks him to remove files from the investigation when they turn up as they involved his father, who paid for Hawkes' last year at med school through a scholarship.  In 5.12 Help, his ex Kara, was a victim of rape and he was removed from the case.   In, 6.6 It Happened To Me, he didn't tell Mac he treated the Vic earlier on in the episode much sooner.

Just to get in my rant at the way CBS is treating CSI:NY, not making a decision as to its future.  As of yet there's no decision on whether they will be renewing the show for a season 8.   Which is terrible, it's not a case of last on, first off.   The show has proved itself with fans, viewers and after 7 seasons, deserves better treatment than this.   What was the point of bringing in Jo, if they weren't going to last it out.   Any show which undergoes a change to its scheduled air day is going to have some teething problems and it gets some faltering ratings, doesn't mean it should not come back for another year.   If that's the case, then CSI and CSI:Miami are in the same boat too, as far as falling ratings go.   At the end of season 5, there was the obligatory excuse of funding and money and so Angell (Emmanuelle Vaugier) was fired.   CBS needs to  listen to the fans and CSI: NY's dedicated viewership.  As you may notice this ep was written a good while back!  Then again we had to go through the same when the show was on the bubble re season 9 renewal!

Sunday 2 September 2012

Doctor Who 7.1 "Asylum of the Daleks" Review

A woman narrates: "first there were the Daleks and then there was a man who fought them and then in time he died.  There are a few who believe of course this man survives and that one day he will return."  Cue the Doctor's (Matt Smith) shoes.  Not many can send him messages.  Her daughter is a prisoner at the Dalek prison camp and hopes he can help.  "I wish they'd stop," he replies, stop sending messages for help.

He thinks the meeting place on Skaro to be strange, as the original planet of the Daleks; cos it can only be a trap.  She escaped from the Dalek camp but of course no one escapes cos they're exterminated.  He feels her hand, she's cold and she transforms into a Dalek and knocks him out.  "The Doctor is acquired."

Amy (Karen Gillan) is at a photoshoot and is told her husband is here.  She doesn't have a husband.  Rory (Arthur Darvill) sits in her dressing room with papers for her to sign.  This can't the the end of Amy and Rory, not in that sense.  She's working.  Rory: "thought you were just pouting at the camera."  A bulb flashes on the mirror and Amy too is knocked out.  "Amelia Pond is acquired."  Thus leaving Rory who's taken from the bus.  "Rory Williams is acquired."

They wake up to Dalek ships outside in space.  The Doctor is brought in by a Dalek and Rory asks how much trouble they can be in now.  Doctor: "how much trouble?  Out of 10 - 11." They're surrounded by Daleks as they're in "the Parliament of the Daleks."  He says they have to "make them remember you."  They ask for his help and not as he thinks he's about to be exterminated.  "You will save us...save the Daleks," echoes around them.

Another woman narrates: "day 633 the terror continues - made another souffle."  They came at night and Carmen is playing.  She's the new companion of course!    Daleks are outside and it's apparent she was also a Dalek too.  Amy says he's frowning now and thinking something's wrong with Amy and Rory and "who's gonna fix it."  That can be read in two ways as in he who is WHO will fix it, as always!  He fixes his bow tie.

The Dalek woman, Darla (Anamaria Marinca) or puppet as the Doctor will refer to them, only has her memories activated when needed for a cover.  The PM states it is "offensive for us to extinguish such divine hatred."  Doctor is disgusted as usual, "you think hatred is beautiful."  That's why they "weren't able to kill you."  A hole opens like a portal and they will be transported to the planet.  Rory asks what colour they are as they weren't any "good questions left."  Well some may be interested in the colour considering they had those new pastille coloured ones in season 5!  Ha.

Carmen is heard playing again and the Daleks call it a signal from the planet.  It's the Doctor playing the triangle.  He asks if they tried talking to them.  Yeah Daleks are big on talking.  She calls herself Oswin Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) and she crashed here and has been here a year.  She's looking through their eyes and that thing is a Dalek eye so it's obvious she's a Dalek.  He asks her where she gets the milk to make souffles?

The asylum forcefield is impenetrable and must be turned off from the inside and he realizes the Daleks are too afraid to go but not that he's the Predator they're referring to.  Hey here the Doctor says the Daleks are afraid, that being a human emotion and later on he will tell Amy scared is good for the same reason.   The bracelets will protect them from the nanocloud.  The Doctor requires his companions, thus Amy and Rory are here.  Amy's not scared, again for future reference.  Amy: "Geronimo."

Harvey (David Gyasi) finds Amy and she finds the Doctor but Rory lands inside, of course.  Oswin scopes the Doctor using Dalek technology.  As the Doctor says that's a Dalek eye.  She says Dalek technology is easy to hack into and he doesn't believe it is.  Rory thinks the Dalek is asking for an egg, but it's actually "exterminate."  Harvey crashed here two days ago but the crew have been dead longer.  He's a Dalek as are the DBs.  The Doctor comments the nanocloud processes all matter into a Dalek puppet, living or dead.  They are chased by the dead ones too.  Hiding out in a compartment, Oswin finds them and comments on the Doctor's chin.  "Can put someone's eye out."

She then asks "is there a word for total screaming genius that sounds modest and a tad bit sexy."  Doctor: "Doctor, they call me the Doctor."  Oswin: "I see what you did there."  As do we!  Hey they can have a chin wag later, sorry!  The hatch has already been used.  He asks Amy what happened with Rory and "what can I do?"  Amy calls him the raggedy man again and says it's what happens, it's life.  The DB Dalek puppets outside have her bracelet.  She'll become a Dalek now.

Oswin helps Rory.  "The nose and the chin, you two could fence."  Amy is being rewritten and it's begun as they had the same conversation four times.  Oswin tells Rory he can remove his shirt now and he asks why, no reason.  The Doctor tells Amy to watch the Daleks and leaves her there whilst Oswin sends him a map.  She sees people and opens the door.  Have to say, liked the Dalek going round and round in circles, like the ballet dancer.

He asks what the Dalek can do, it's just a "tricycle with a roof."  The Dalek initiates the self destruct and is pushed into the others by the Doctor who blows them up.  He carries Amy out and Rory asks who killed the Daleks.  Doctor: "who do you think."  That was the little early teaser which led us astray into thinking Amy was dead, but not that soon.

Amy wakes and slaps Rory.  Oswin says she's shielded and the Doctor is preoccupied with her having no milk for the souffle, "is no one else wondering about that?"  No they're not but he is and it's always the little things that niggle at him, cos he's going to get to the bottom of it.  The Doctor is a man with a plan.  Rory: "all ears."
Amy: "there's a nose joke going too you can always pick off."  No comment.  What with ears, noses and chins...  The Doctor finds the teleport which they can use to propel off the planet but he must get Oswin.  Doctor: "Who am I?"  She hasn't met him yet.  The Doctor tells Amy they're "subtracting glove - don't let them."  Amy gave Rory up as she couldn't have children after Demon's Run (but they have River at least.)  Rory wants to put his bracelet on her out of love and cos it''ll take longer for him to get converted as he loves her more than she does him.  He waited 2,000 years outside the box and she tells him not to bring that up, it's not the same.  Slapping him again.  She has the Doctor's bracelet, he's a Time Lord and doesn't need it.

The Doctor comes across Daleks who were survivors of the war against him.  They wake and Oswin deletes Predator from their memories.  They're like a hive, a "path web" and she made them forget him.  Oswin: "tell me I'm cool Chin Boy."   He comes across her finally, as a Dalek (like I said.)  Oh the look of despair on his face.  She "dreamed it for yourself because the truth was too terrible."  She was human once.  She was the one who climbed out of the pod.  She's a genius and the Daleks need genius so they gave her the full conversion.  She stops herself eliminating him.  Fought them many times and disables the forcefield.

Rory and Amy kiss and the Doctor has to teleport them himself, into the TARDIS.  The other Daleks don't recognize him either.  He's the "Oncoming Storm, the Predator.  All they can say is "Doctor Who?"  Over and over.  Oswin wiped their memories too.  Doctor: "You're never gonna stop asking...Dr Who?"

So was this the way to ensure the Daleks will no longer feature in future episodes as they no longer remember him.  So what about Oswin, will she no longer remember him either, though she cunningly or sly looks at the camera when she says he will remember her.

So he does sort the two of them out and get Amy and Rory back together, no longer has the Daleks for enemies and leaves us wondering how Oswin will become his companion.  Not to mention the conundrum of who is "Doctor Who..."  Just thinking out loud, but as the Doctor keeps saying in the past how time can be re-written, don't suppose he'll go back and save Oswin from crashing, thus she will be human, kind of.  Nah that'd be too obvious and easy.

Darla says the Doctor fought in the Time War and then he died.  Nanogenes were in The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances.  In 6.13 The Wedding of River song, the question that must never be answered was "Doctor Who."  Though it doesn't matter how many times it's asked.  The Oncoming Storm, or rather the Doctor being referred to as such was in Remembrance of the Daleks - a novel.

Oswin mentions the wars the Doctor fought with the Daleks, these include: Aridius from The Chase.  Kembal in Mission of the Unknown; Vulcan in Power of the Daleks, Exxilon in The Dalek's Master Plan and spiridon in Planet of the Daleks.

This is the first story about the Daleks which was written by Steven Moffat who wanted to not feature them in the show anymore as people were no longer afraid of them.  Amy and Rory's divorce was alluded to in Part 5 Pond life, a five part mini-series broadcast on the BBC Red Button.

This episode had all the Daleks the Doctor has ever come across, about 25 types, including one which was borrowed from Russel T Davies.  The Dalek's models ranged from 1963-2010.

Had to be lots of references to the Doctor and his looks as in the past, since this is the first time Oswin has met him, but he has been referred to as 'sexy' and gorgeous on many an occasion!

The QVC London Fashion Show A/W 2012

Here's two videos from the QVC Fashion show, warning the sounds not so great so don't put the volume too high!